PRABOB! It's DobbsBars! Dobbs-Approved Slack Scents. "THESE ARE THE GOOD STANK!" - Rev. Ivan Stang, 10/15/2019

"The Dobbs Bar is truly a unique product, SO pleasing to ALL the senses, with the ability to not only charm your day with its delightful scent and look, but if you let it, has the power to actually portend your day! Beyond that, it is truly a fine, gentle cleaner." - Princess Wei R. Doe (Queen of All the UFOs), 01/24/2020

These specially blessed soaps might not keep the Conspiracy completely at bay, but at least you'll be smellin' fine!

Caveat Emptor! Please understand that these are handmade soaps and final weights might be a little "give or take" a bit. We try to err on the give side, and we hope the quality of our products is really what you're here for.